Newspapers could have a column filled with Alternatives to Problems, contributed by readers, and topical.
Alternatives for smoking, for drink-bingeing, for cosmetic surgery, for drugs, for suicide, for road-rage, for hoon-driving, for whingeing, for being bored, for diets, for English-style lawns, for money-gambling – that’s twelve already.
If enough ideas don’t come in for a column on any topic, I can supply stacks of them. Readers’ letters often have many good ideas that immediately are forgotten.
The Age has previously tried a column for readers ideas, but hid it in the back columns, published it irregularly, and the editor of it specialised in sledging all ideas that came in. It could try the idea where it might succeed.
And it would be lively reading and funny.
Alternatives to social problems – what can people do instead?
What can people do instead? Instead of smoking, drinking, taking drugs, maltreating children, bashing wives, hitting the weak, rotting when unemployed? Many victims who do these things do not know of alternatives.
Media could feature more of what people do instead who do none of these things. So many pleasures and consolations in life are healthy that an essential part of education should be discovering what each individual can enjoy and take comfort from. How do people enjoy themselves in non-alcoholic cultures? – Because they do. How do men prove their maleness and adults their adulthood in non-destructive ways, as Mature Adults who do not need R-rated entertainment?
Most healthy joys and comforts do not make commercial profits for others to supply them. We can work out how pubs and clubs can survive as social meeting places and places to practice skills, without depending on profits from pokies and excessive drinking. How a tablespoon sipped of a favourite grog can give warmth and taste for a day, better than swilling a keg. A child with one to four presents at Christmas can have more fun with them than a child with twenty, who after tearing open the wrappings will only have learnt to ask for ‘More!’ Politicians and company directors too, may learn that Bigger and More may not be better to comfort, heal and prosper a nation.
How friendship or a good read can be a greater relief after stress than a cigarette. The joys and satisfaction of finishing a piece of work – when at last it is good. Joys that are solitary and joys of friends and family. The beach, the country, gardens, other creatures. Children with freedom to play that is not organized. Adventures with a taste of danger for the young, and mischief that hurts nobody. The pleasure of just doing nothing as a re-creation between hard work. The mutual pleasure of courtesy rather than vicious anger. What addiction is safe for an addictive personality? When for a while at least you need to block out the world. I like a reading binge, or a binge of my favorite jigsaw, which at least I can be sure will come out safely in the end.
Alternatives to money gambling, for example are in better forms of using the human instinct to gamble, without which we would never have dared to take risks, and so made what progress we haave. My nation of Australia itself is a gamble: its existence displays the human inclination to take risks, to attempt new ventures, to explore. These constructive gambles with our money or our lives are a far cry from hundreds of thousands of people spending solitary hours at poking fruit machines. The working classes lose the most in money gambling because they see no other means to economic mobility, and have few know of other legal ways to experience the excitements of risk-taking. So some state governments now rely on this form of taxing the poor to avoid raising taxes on the rich; meanwhile, programmes to help problem gamblers provide livelihoods for the middle class.
There are alternatives to suicide. There are alternatives to following whatever everybody else is doing.
Thinking is one of the great pleasures of being human. It is reckless for society when there is so much discouragement for this hard sport, one of the great alternatives for curiosity, to pursue knowledge that gives more long-term satisfaction than the banality of pornography.
For an example – Martin Parker, Valerie Fournier and Patrick Reedy have produced The Dictionary of Alternatives; Utopianism and Organization (Zed Books 2007). It provides ‘the evidence’ that there are alternatives to free market liberalism and managerialism’ and to the way we currently organize ourselves. ‘These alternatives could be expressed as fictional utopias, they could be excavated from the past, or they could be described in terms of the contemporary politic . . other possibilities, other dreams, other truths and other worlds.’
There is the road less travelled.